On July 29th 2021, Bruva Alfabusa blazoned that the series If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device is on indefinite hiatus due to Games Workshop’s zero forbearance policy on addict vitality hunter: the parenting.
On December 18, 2021 Alfabusa released an animated videotape not grounded on Warhammer, but Hunter The Reckoning called Hunter The Parenthood with several characters lifted from If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device as a Universal- Appendage Cast, this time portraying a clan of Nimrods lead by The Big-D.
Hunter The Parenthood takes place in the time 2006 in the county of Norfolk, UK, the family of main characters living just outside the township of Warham. It’s slated to last 15 occurrences according to Alfabusa’s patreon.
Actually Enough Funny Big D has this response to Kevin’s elaborate pitfalls hunter: the parenting.
Adaption Relationship Overhaul In TTS, Magnus and Kitten were Heterosexual Life-Partners and Vitriolic Best Kids. Marckus and Kitten aren’t only a couple, but engaged as well.
All There in the Manual The two vultures who don’t give their names (the Brujah and the one wearing a fedora) are named in the credits as Biker and Ham.
Aluminum Christmas Trees As refocused out on Patreon, the silly-sounding vill names are actually real places in Norfolk. Yes, indeed Cockthorpe.
Stupendous, but Impracticable Marckus'” stake- jacket” idea, as Door points out; it’s a liability that borders on the murderous at all times where it’s not being used, and it only works when you are dived outright from the front.
Beauty Is Noway Spoiled Save for Big-D and Boy, who both come out of the fight with the vultures unscathed, the rest actually look like they took a veritably brutal pummeling. Still, Big-D is seen trickling blood after, so his case might be due to a Lazy Artist.
Guard the Silly Bones The Potent Kevin originally seems like a complete joke, but he snappily turns out to be the biggest trouble of the lair Vultures due to knowing Domination (with enough skill to control multiple targets) and his authentically crazed disposition.
Campbell Country hunter: the parenting gang quest vultures around Norfolk, England.
Crazy-Prepared Demoralized in occasion one Kevin drops his Domination spell after feeding from Big-D, who was tripping balls off DMT, egging this exchange hunter: the parenting
Mouser”As anticipated of Sir-D! He knew that putting anesthetics in his system would fuddle the shark!”
Big-D”THAT IS DEFINETLY WHY I DID THAT!!” The Dreaded Werewolves. None have appeared as of yet, but when they are brought up in the first audiolog, Big-D drops all of his zaniness to inform Kitten that they’re incredibly dangerous, and well beyond the Family’s capability to fight.
Entertainingly Wrong While Mouser can fete the difference between shark clans, he has absolutely no idea what they actually call themselves. This includes pertaining to Pyotr (a Nosferatu) as a Sludge Ladnote, Apeboy (a Gangrel) as a Humanimal Type Vampire, Shitbeard (a Brujah) as a Bikerbro Blank, and Kevin (a Tremere) as a Vampire Wizard. note It’s latterly established in the first audio log that Big-D designedly keeps his family in the dark about exact names for vultures, as a means of guarding them from discovery and retaliation.
Everyone Has Norms The Family is originally relatively entertained by the Licks’ truculent pen fight in Chapter 2, but when Pyotr gains the upper hand and starts brutalizing his comrades in an outright vicious fashion, their enthusiasm wanes hunter: the parenting (though Door does not see the problem).
Forensic Account Compactly brought up Big D and Kevin in the alternate audiolog, where Kevin mentions that running a shark Clan by simply mind- controlling or fair relating its retainers only go so far, because these retainers still need to actually eat and therefore to pay for food, and ultimately”the taxmen runs the figures and finds yours do not make sense”. Big D agrees, calling taxmen”the obscure icons of the Nimrods”.
Forerunning The alternate audiolog opens with Kevin being chained up and locked in a cell following his defeat in Occasion 1. Latterly on, Kevin reveals how shitty his life came after being Embraced against his will as a youthful man, giving new meaning to his imprisonment on a cerebral and spiritual position.
Funny Background Event At the end of occasion 1, you can see Big-D crashing the machine and reversing constantly in the background.
Gut Feeling Big-D decides to diverge from the conventional Norfolk Ghost Walk, and it pays off when the Nimrods discover a gigantic hole that goes down into the legendary coverts. Heh Heh, You Said”X”Heh, COCKthorpe. They indeed bolded it in their chart of the area hunter: the parenting.
Killed to Uphold the Masquerade Touched on in the first audiolog as the reason Big-D seems to be withholding information on vultures from the rest of the family — The Vultures have eyes and cognizance everyplace, and knowing too important could see them all instantly put on a megahit-list if noticed. So, while he is willing to give a nonprofessional’s preface to vultures and their capabilities, he is unintentional to use or explain formal names like”Nosferatu”that could draw the wrong kind of attention (which in turn explains why Kitten relies on crude aliases).
Looks Like Orlok The primary defining point of Pyotr, as a shark of Clan Nosferatu.
Tradition Monkeyshine Unsurprising, due to factors leading to the series’ creation.
Markcus in particular has a number of calls to Magnus the Red. The number 15 (the number corresponding to Magnus’Legion) is substantiated a many times, along with Markus having a bad hassle with a zany. Incipiently, the symbol on Markus’shirt is a flipped interpretation of the original Yugioh Magic & Wizards totem ◊.
He is also constantly poked or punched in the eye, and has red freckling on his face.
Door likewise has numerous calls to Rogal Dorn His appreciation for well- drafted cabinetwork; his fighting style remolving around defense and bastion, as well as his skill in constructing bastions and structures. And, of course, his paternal relationship with Boy hunter: the parenting.
Mouser, rather than the Guardian Spear of his Custodian counterpart, fights vultures with a flintlock dynamo conduit-taped to a bow, with a rustic stake bayonet. The family shatters Kevin’s attention by all roaring out the Sly Marbo battlecry in accord. Markcus’s thirtieth birthday was said to involve both a children’s card game and zanies, in reference to the fact that Magnus had had his very life gambled in both a game of Yu Gi Oh!, and a stage-up contest with Cegorach the Laughing God hunter: the parenting.
Boy makes reference to a vagabond named Krakus who lives in a gutter, grounded on the Tabletop Adventure character one of the High Lords of Terra made.
The titles of the first two occurrences are both allusions to If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device” Lovable Family Trip”comes from the first occasion of TTS,” Lovable Centurion”, and”If the Vultures had a Tortured Wrestling Match”is a snowclone of the series’ full title.
Formerly again, Marckus’s trials causes issues because of an unlooked-for consequence that his father noway told him about in an trouble to cover him, however rather of a crowd of daemons breaking out of the underpinning, this time it’s a singular, veritably important shark being let loose in his fiancée’s house.
Nice Job Breaking It, Hero In Chapter 2, Marckus gets the idea to organize an improvisational pen- match between three of the blood-starved Licks, because he wants to see what happens when vultures feed on each-other.
What happens is the winner gaining a power- boost from directing his fellows, making him strong enough to overcome Door’s bastions to the basement and escape into the ménage.
No Kill Like Over Kill Anon-lethal variant, but Kevin ends up having dozens of stakes driven into him before he’s thrown in the family’s machine hunter: the parenting.
Non Sequitur, * Thud * Kevin exclaims”WEED!!”as he is staked.
OOC Is Serious Business Big-D shows no signs of fear when walking through visited forestland, when his family is fighting for their lives against a pack of vultures, or indeed when he is being picked in the neck and drained by Kevin. Still, he incontinently enters a state of absolute fear when he sees that his sons allowed Pyotr to eat the other two vultures.
Pay Evil unto Evil After learning about his captures’ doctrines, Markus feels innocently justified in torturing a bunch of shark fascists. Poor Communication Kills Big-D neglecting to partake numerous details about shark society or physiology, videlicet, the consequences of allowing vultures to commit Diablerie hunter: the parenting, leads to Pyotr consuming his fellow Sabbat and breaking out of the basement hunter: the parenting.
Bandied and justified in the hunter: the parenting first audiolog, set in between Occurrences 1 and 2 The Masquerade has so numerous eyes and cognizance in plain sight (through a network of mortal retainers) and is so strict about maintaining its secretiveness that indeed knowing as important as the formal names of different vampiric clans ( Similar as Tremere or Nosferatu) would risk bringing every shark in the region down on their heads hunter: the parenting.
Realistic Ill Kevin gets angry with one of his fellow vultures for feeding further than he’d to. Not because of moral outage, but because it drew Nimrods to their lair.
The Probing of Kevin establishes that Kevin used to be an accountant, and was embraced to serve as the original Tremere Chantry’s treasurer hunter: the parenting. Unfortunately, he fell out of hunter: the parenting favor when he blamed his masters’ reliance on mind- control to keep their pets pious without having to pay them a living paycheck, which leaves mortals starving in poverty and creates a dangerous paper- trail.
Psychic Static A variation. When Kevin the shark tries to Dominate the crew a alternate time, they incontinently apply Big-D’s strategy of preventing eye contact and abstracting the target. And this is carried out by way of slipping sunglasses, plugging their cognizance and screaming at the top of their lungs while charging. Serious Business Door stops right in the middle of a Vampire Den to measure the board range of a easy street table, declaring that It Must Be Done hunter: the parenting.
Roar- Out hunter: the parenting
Marckus remarking on Big-D’s call to Split The Party Up. Big-D Alright! Let’s resolve up!
Mouser A — Any particular reason? Big-D IT SHALL BE SPOOKIER THAT WAY. Marckus * drily * Okay Frederick from Spooby-Doob. Boy riding in Door’s modified baby carrier as Dadorable tanks damage for him while applying a shotgun/ stake quintet is evocative of a Grey Knight Nemesis Dreadknight. When attacking, Apeboy the Gangrel shark lets out a battle cry of”Vae Victus!” Shitbeard the Brujah fleetly pummeling Mouser during the fight.
Big-D smoking a DMT cigar is one to the memetic scene of King Harkinian smoking in The Lords Grand Adventure. When Door tells Boy to sing the public hymn, he sings Amerika by Rammstein.
In the alternate occasion Apeboy defeats Shitbeard with an Impaler DDT, a finishing move made notorious by WWE wrestler Gangrel (who himself was a certified reference to Vampire The Masquerade). He indeed uses Gangrel’s Banner,”fangin’and bangin’!” Shown Their Work The product platoon delved factual 2006 Norfolk and the area, representing real- world myth of the area in occasion 1.
Along with this, any player of the tabletop game will have a fun time pointing out the systems’ lore and mechanics in the show. Like the clans, disciplines, and how the family hunts the kindred.
Rounded Blood How Big-D was suitable to break Kevin’s Domination on the rest of his family. by spiking his own blood before starting the disquisition.
Kevin ohhhhh fuck. (Kevin’s eyes dilate like Montgomery Burns getting his daily death- cheating injection.)
Starter Villain The four man group of Sabbat vultures. While dangerous, Kitten identifies them as Licks ( apprentices), and Big-D commentary that the family isn’t yet in the big leagues when it comes to shark stalking. Talking Is a Free Action Prevented. Apeboy gets shot by Door in the middle of arguing with Kevin. Tom the Dark Lord The Great and Mighty Kevin appears to be the leader of the band of vultures in the coverts. Surely stronger than the others, but veritably pertinacious in letting his name be known despite its mundanity.
Turn of the Renaissance Takes place in 2006, as noted by Marckus setting up a gaming carriage for Team Fortress 2 before it comes out in a many months. Wizard Classic Kevin (a Tremere) dresses like this, leading Kitten to the following exchange. Kitten And you are. a shark wizard. Kevin HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THIS?! Wrestler in All of Us Apeboy pulls out an Impaler DDT against Shitbeard during their brawl in Chapter 2; meetly, a finisher associated with WWE wrestler Gangrel. Writers Can not Do Math Door claims the cellar door can repel 18000 psi of force, which the mottoes give as”825 kilograms per forecourt centimeter”— in reality, it’s just over 1250 kg per cm squared.